Joe Sampieri won the first bout by TKO in the first, Zach Makovsky won the second by decision. Neither of them is named Kimbo Slice though, so most people probably don't give a shit.
A big knee to the stomach hurts Serra and sends him to his seat. He gets back up but pulls guard and refuses to stand when the referee tells him to. Referee Kevin Mullhall deducts a point and restarts the fight. Serra immediately tries to pull guard again and again refuses to stand. After repeated imploring from Mullhall Serra is deducted another point. He still refuses to stand and the fight is declared a technical knockout at 3:57 of the second round.
Wow that last fight was fucking pathetic, Moreno gave up at the end of the round without even being hit, and if Haselrig knew even basic basic jiu jitsu instead of football he could have taken Moreno's back and won easily.
The Kimbo fight should've ended when Alien-ear had him up against the fence in a quasi-crusafix and was pounding his dome for a minute straight. Then a "contravercial" stoppage in Kimbo's favor the following round proves the ref may have had a corporate bug in his ear telling him who should win.
Kimbo has a disgusting lack of ground skills, he's a novelty. A tough novelty, but still a side show circus freak nonetheless.
I was suprised how easily Kimbo got gased, he looked good though, but I got a little nervous when he got put in the somewhat crucifix position. That busted ear of Thompsons was nasty, I was suprised they let him fight at all, I was just waiting for it to burst, which it did.
Carano looked awesome though. She was tearing it up.